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Yes. It is true. He had just jizzed in my eye. I sat silently for a moment contemplating my options and wondering whether or not it was as good for my eyes as it was swallowing it, surely my eye needed some protein too?
What happened quite suddenly now left me feeling grossed out and internally squealing the noise eeuw, but as a lady, I had to act cool calm and collected, to say the least. What had happened had happened and I could not go back in time to reverse this shameful moment. I had to face it and open my eyes, both of them!
One eye seemed to see perfectly fine whilst the other one had no vision at all. I was alarmed! Am I blind??? Oh my god I’m blind!!!
I ran to the bathroom to rinse my eye out and hope that my sight would return. Thirty minutes later with my poor eye in more severe pain than it was prior to the eye washing episode my vision started to return, slowly. Things were looking blurry, but blurry was better than no vision at all.
Upon my return my boyfriend had wondered what had happened to me and if I was okay. I answered casually like this had, well not happened to me before but like I was cool and well, cool. Like every lady wishes, she would be in that moment and hopefully after reading this now many of you will be.
He laughed and I felt I had no choice but to laugh as well. However, I was secretly cringing and hoping he’d forget about it.
Upon doing some intensive research we’ve got some advice on what to do in this situation, should it ever happen to you. Rinse your eye out lightly with luke-warm water using a regular cup or water bottle. Simply turn your head to the side, then pour the water over your open eye. Whatever you do, DO NOT wash your eyes with soap!
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